A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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Women's rights.

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Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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Jaden McMichael

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

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speech and debate.

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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