what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

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A Sloth runs...

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

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What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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Terry was always struggling with mathematics. On his last report card he received a D- in math. His parents were naturally very upset with him because they knew their son could do much better and so did Terry. Terry wanted to make his parents proud so he buckled down and started studying on a regular basis. Terry realized his had work had payed off when his 3rd grade teacher handed him his report card. Terry had revived an A in math! On his walk home from school all he could think about was how proud his mom and dad were going to be. On that walk home Terry was savagely torn apart by an escaped lion from the local zoo. His head was never found.

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What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

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brainfart

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Rick santorum

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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