- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

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How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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