There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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