A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

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My kids are mistakes.

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Homosexuals are gay.

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What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

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What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

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Get in the car.

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Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

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There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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I need a good anti joke....

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