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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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