- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Your Mom.

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

to get to the other side.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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