- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

Chicken penis.

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