- Anti Joke

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

Get in the car.

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

My kids are mistakes.

Homosexuals are gay.