- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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