Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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Twenty-Four

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What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

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Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

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Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

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Anti Joke

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