Bean.

knock knock get lost!

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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