What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

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Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: He was in one tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over to warn everybody in the other tower and while he was in the other tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on that park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich...not too much mayo...just the way he likes it.)

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What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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A guy trips a blind man.

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

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what smells worse then shit Drew White

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Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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