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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

Homosexuals are gay.

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

Water? I hardly know her.

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