- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you like your life? No. OK.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

TIMMAH!

What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

colby doesnt shave

What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! gunshot (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

What do you call it when the sht hits the fan? The sht hits the fan.

i'm funny

The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

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Poop swing

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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