- Anti Joke

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

George Bush.

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.