Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

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How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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A man made a sandwich.

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Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

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Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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