Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

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Why did the man die? He got shot!

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What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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WNBA

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which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

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A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

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what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

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Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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