What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What's the difference between? Your mom.

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

Your time.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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