There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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