- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

ass in my face ? no

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

Wy did the chicken?

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

You're tall.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

What's green and has wheels? a green car.

John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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