Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

George Bush.

Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

A girl gets raped -teagan d

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

I need a good anti joke....

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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