- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

What causes floods? Too much water.

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

slaughter the mussies #EDL

Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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