a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

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What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

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Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

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a man walks into a prostitute.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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U mad?

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Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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