- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! gunshot (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

want a balloon? yeah

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

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