What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

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A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

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You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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