- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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