- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

What's an Anti Joke?

r u smart..... or ur black

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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