- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

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