What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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You're welcome!

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What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

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pee

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What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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hipsters

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My friend harris is fat.

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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DESERT

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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Hey

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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