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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

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