A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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a man is running away

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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