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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

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Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

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Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

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A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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