Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

whats a dick a dick

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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