- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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