rishi is gay (coventry england)

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

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knock knock who's there no one

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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its snowing on mount fuji

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones.

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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