A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

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If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

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Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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