- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

Look how far I can kick this bucket

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

Women's rights.

A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

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