What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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Yeah I was beginning to enjoy that as well, but I used "timed hypnosis" I have not seen it been coined elsewhere yet, not that I learn hypnosis anymore, I kinda teach it covertly to whoever I believe can use it responsively. "Timed hypnosis" is not really based upon a set amount of time after all time is relative, and our subconcious does know that and the subconcius understands that we did not invent time just because we made some fucking dials spin around" Now, timed hypnosis is based on a purpose, for example: "I will go into a trance until I am done teaching my new buddy how covert hypnosis works and teach her to use it subconciously" But now I made you aware of that, so you can use it consciously as well, the real magic here is that the subconcious is so much more efficient and powerful than the conscious mind that it would not even be neccesary to have a concious mind, except for one thing.

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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