A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

Yo momma so fat you have aids

How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

poopoo

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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