Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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Jimmy Saville

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

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How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

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Breast cancer.

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What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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