I have aids

Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

Why is the sky blue? As the light from our Sun shines into the atmosphere, most of the colors are able to reach the Earth’s surface uninterrupted. However, because blue light has a wavelength that is the same size as the particulates in the air, this light is scattered in every direction. This blue light bounces from particulate to particulate until it eventually reaches your eyes. For this reason, no matter what direction you look in the sky, it appears to be blue. This blue light originated with the Sun, was bounced around in the sky many times, and then eventually reached your eyes.

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

I'll be back. Please use the door.

If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

I just found out i have cancer.

why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

Do you know what color comes after 9?

Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

Barbara Streisand

why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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