Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

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How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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Ju... Just why?

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Penis

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What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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