What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Anti Joke

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