- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

Women's rights

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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