What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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nick ya honkin of b.o m8

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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Guess what? The Game.

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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Why did the book disappear?

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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Anti Joke

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