A young baby died.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

im watching you..

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

i can't stand cripple jokes

Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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