Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

Psychics.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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