- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

Davey Peterson.

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! gunshot (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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