Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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lol a man is drowning

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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