- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

Ju... Just why?

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What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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