- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

u jelly?

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

Jason Connor.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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