Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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Hi

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

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Yo momma so fat you have aids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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Ron Paul for President!

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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women's rights

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please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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