Two english guys meet at work

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Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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