What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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All your base are belong to us. Shame on you for making fun of the Japanese. They can't help their broken English sometimes. How would you like it if someone were to nitpick about every single word you typed? Yeah, bet you wouldn't like that, would you? Would it make you feel a bit more guilty to know these people suffered through a horrible earthquake and tsunami - and still managed to survive? Huh? Or that they continue to outshine most other countries in the world in the field of high-technology? Sure, maybe they DID blow up Pearl Harbor in 1941 and send us reeling into another World War. Everyone makes mistakes. Based on the past, "All your base are belong to us" seems pretty trivial now, doesn't it? Go apologize to a Japanese man right now, and never speak of this again.

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Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

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roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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