- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

your moms my other ride

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

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