- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

Women's rights.

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

What do you call it when the sht hits the fan? The sht hits the fan.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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