Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

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if you can raed tihs steence it menas you are ceelvr eugnoh to uendnrstad tihs: no sex cusaes dgdoy eeys

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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Women's rights.

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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trumpy trumpy trump

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Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

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What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

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