I hate long jokes -_-

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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penis

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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