Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

thumb_up thumb_down -12

whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

thumb_up thumb_down -12

*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

thumb_up thumb_down -12

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Justin's hair

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops