Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

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What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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the WNBA

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Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

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President Donald Trump

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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HEY YOU!!!!

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What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

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What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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