- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

Women's rights

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

Dylan is gay

If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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