- Anti Joke

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did