Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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I'll be back. Please use the door.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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