why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

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Twenty-Four

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

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Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

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Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

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What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

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Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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Poop swing

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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