What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

you know whats funny the letter Q

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Penis

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

Look how far I can kick this bucket

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

knock, knock. come in.

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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