roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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acualy is dolan

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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