hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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womens rights

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black guy graduating high school

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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