wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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There are two types of people in the world: humans

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Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

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What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

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Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

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What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

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Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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