Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

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Billy Cundiff.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

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maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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Knock knock. Death.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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The Holocaust.

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What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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